Monday, 29 April 2013

The Sassy Wiggle

I have never been an eye roller...I leave that to The Silence, even though he says he does not...he does...often.

I have been a 'whatever' person. Though that got a short shift by the introduction of a wooden paddle and even more time spent with my nose in a corner.

Now we have the 'Sassy Wiggle' Which has nothing to do with this lot.....


It is more like this:

And the Hoh is starting to notice other little 'Sassy' moves.

The Sassy Wiggle
The Sassy Face
The Sassy 'hmmm'
The Sassy Toes
The incredibly Sassy Fingers

Oh sheesh, there is far to much 'Sassy' in my life at the moment. No wonder the Hoh is getting used to recognising them all. 

All of them getting put to rights under the new implement from Willie..(thanks Willie)

Hugs to all and may it be a spank free day!


22 comments:

  1. Well thank goodness you were not an eye roller. I am an eye roller and a steam roller!

    I didn't send you an implement. Sheeesh what kind of 'friend' would to that? It was a kitchen utencil, which apparently was pre tested by every sea turtle between Canada and Australia before finally arriving at your door.

    Maybe it is the sassy candies that are at fault?

    love, willie

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    1. I will go with the candies! And thank you for the 'Kitchen Utensil' As I said to you earlier, The Silence was so happy with it he couldn't put it down. It now lives permanently under his pillow...goodness knows why!

      Hugs and love

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  2. LOL, I've been known to do a bit of both of those pics........

    Callie

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    1. lol Callie,

      I can only claim the second the one :)

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  3. I'm pretty sure my day is going to have a spanking in it. Ugh. I had a long weekend and even though I didn't do anything particularly wrong, my professor is going to want a maintanence session sometime today. It's been five days since my last and that's far too long in his mind. Dang it. He felt me pulling all weekend. I know exactly what you're saying with the sassy waggle. Hee hee

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    1. Hey Maryanne,

      So you have a Sassy Waggle too? Glad I am not the only one. I hope your Maintenance went well :)

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    2. It went well! :)
      Hope your sassy side has been under control too. Hee

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    3. Been pretty good really :) Glad yours went well. I am now at the end of day three for no spanking! Mind you, his mind has been elsewhere and there have been several times that he should of probably done something about the 'tone' or the Sassy Wiggle.

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  4. That's a lot of sassy. Good luck!

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    1. Hi Sarah,

      I know...what I didn't know was just how much Sassy I do have :(

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  5. LOL, we have 'schnoots' and the scrunchy face, Daddy says they come complete with their own noises! Daddy says - that's cute....now come here. Yikes!

    (((hugs)))

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    1. LOL June

      Mine don't have noises..except for the Sassy 'Hmmmm' Not sure whether The Silence thinks it cute. He just points out 'that was sassy' sigh...he is getting far to good for me :)

      Hugs

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  6. No kidding Hez! I don't know how they do it. We were having one of our pre-spanking talks the other night and my face was buried in his lap b/c I really didn't want to talk. He couldn't see a thing and he called me out on making sassy faces right when I was doing it. He won't tell me how he can tell, but I swear, the man has eyes in the back of his head.

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    1. Hey Susie...

      It is your ears...I tell you, they probably move when you make your Sassy face. Or your butt might wiggle, or your right finger might move....

      Hugs

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  7. Hi there Hez, :)

    Willie is playing Santa is she? LOL!!! Sounds like that paddle is getting some good use. You seem to have lots of sassiness. Yikes! I hope that you are having a spank free day. If not you can always return the paddle to Barney before the Silence goes to pick it up again. Be good Hez! ;). Hugs!

    <3 Katie

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    1. Hi Katie Rob,

      Yes, Willie was playing Santa! It is a nice long red, skinny kitchen utensil that The Silence fell in love with. Seriously, whoever would of thought that a man could fall in love with a cake icing untensil?

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  8. Oh great, what did Willie do now??? :)

    And I have to ask, how do you have sassy TOES??? lol I mean, really? lol

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    1. Hi Es May,

      I love how you have said 'What did Willie do now?' Lol....Lol LOL.... Willie is such an Angel you know... :) hahahahahaha
      But serious...Willie sent a kitchen utensil all the way from Canada, that has had some rather frequent use since arriving here.

      As for the Sassy Toes...well, they wiggle when I am in the corner apparently. Which usually means that the corner time is not exactly working (as opposed to all five moving up and down meaning that I am slightly peeved). The Silence then knows if they are sassy that things are not going to improve that much. I do try and not let them get sassy now that I am aware of what he is 'seeing' :)

      Hugs

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  9. Well, late to the party here :) I LOVE the sassy wiggle....sounds very cute, and perhaps slightly dangerous ;)

    Right after the baby was born, I decided I need to get my hair cut...to uh, help me get my wiggle back ;) The stylist actually said she was going to give me "sassy" hair. All I could think of was, "Great...that was the ONLY part of me that didn't just exude sassiness." Sheesh!

    That Wilma, such a giving little friend, isn't she? ;)

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    1. Hey Lucy!

      LOl about the hairdresser. That would of funny :) Willie is such a great friend. I am keeping my eye for something to send to her now.... :) After all, sharing is caring...

      Hugs

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